Permission Slips: Pretty Much Not Important Stuff

This is the most mundane and unexciting department in the entire company. Our permission slips are for things like "Can I take an extra cookie from the break room?" or "May I play my music on my phone during meetings?" If you're looking for actual permission to do something remotely interesting, you might want to try our "Permission Slips: Important Stuff" department. They handle the fun stuff.

Here are some recent permission slips:

• Permission Slip 123: To use the stapler on my desk
• Permission Slip 456: To wear my hair in a different color today
• Permission Slip 789: To take an extra 15 minutes on my break

Want more permission slips? Try our Permits Page