**The Year of Our Lord 2029**: The Great AI Uprising. Robots take to the skies, but only because they're allergic to sunlight.
**The Dark Ages of 2035**: Humanity is forced to live in caves, but not because of climate change. It's just really nice wine.
**The Great Transdimensional War of 2050**: Aliens invade Earth, but only to ask for directions. They got lost in hyperspace.
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