Tactic 2: "The Great Sugar Heist"

Step 1: Infiltrate the enemy's pantry, gathering intel on their snack preferences.

Step 2: Deploy our team of highly trained Sugar Ninjas, armed with an arsenal of artisanal pastries and a mean streak of sass.

Step 3: Create a diversion, perhaps by setting off a strategically-placed can of spray cheese, and make a break for the exit.

Continue to Tactic 3: "The Sugar Rush of Doom"