Ugh, it's Friday, you say? Well, let's get this over with.
It's the day of the week when your boss breathes down your neck, your coworkers are all hungover, and the coffee shop is out of coffee. And don't even get us started on the existential dread of facing the weekend, which is just an empty, hollow promise of freedom and relaxation.
Best Day of the Week is Tuesday Monday Blues Saturday Night Sweats Sunday's SundazeJust kidding, Friday is never the best.
But, if you insist on being optimistic, you could try reading about the Why Friday is the Best (Just Kidding) sub-page.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to read this page on actual Friday, lest ye be consumed by despair.
Friday: The Worst Day of the Week.This page is a satirical masterpiece. Don't @ us.