Ugh, Friday. The day that's just a cruel joke. A tease. A cruel, cruel joke.
Think about it: you've made it through the grueling week, only to have the rug pulled out from under you. The sun sets early, the weekend's in sight, and then... the weather turns cold and rainy. The universe's just laughing at you.
And don't even get us started on the weekend's false promises. "Two whole days off!" No, it's not like you'll just be lounging on the beach, sipping piña coladas. More like: laundry, cleaning, and scrubbing away at last week's stains.
But wait, it gets better! The highlight of your weekend? Watching the clock tick away, counting down the minutes until the monotony of Monday morning. Joy.
So, if you're feeling down about Friday, know you're not alone. We're all stuck in this never-ending cycle of despair. But hey, at least there's always coffee.
Read on for more existential dread
Or, if you're feeling brave, dive into the depths of Friday's darkest lore