Employee Perks: Automatic Pants Edition
At Automatic Pants Co., we're not just about selling pants. We're about selling you a lifestyle.
Here are some of the amazing perks we offer to our employees:
- Free pants for all occasions (yes, really, we have that much inventory)
- Complimentary belt adjustments from our in-house expert (because, priorities)
- A dedicated nap room with a selection of 20+ pillows (don't ask why)
- Free parking for all your vehicles - including, but not limited to, hoverboards
Our Pants Philosophy
At Automatic Pants Co., we believe that pants are not just a necessity, but an art form. That's why we've created our own line of pants with built-in art pieces, like:
- The Pant-ograph: a built-in calculator that'll help you balance your checkbook in style
- The Pocket-o-matic: a built-in mini-fridge for your favorite snacks
- The Pant-scope: a built-in magnifying glass for your favorite reading material
Want to see more of our pants? View our Pant-scope Worksheets