Automatic Pants Privacy Policy

We collect data on every pair of pants you wear. Like, seriously, every pair.

This includes, but is not limited to:

• Crotch height and width
• Seat height and depth
• Pant leg length and circumference
• Waist size and elasticity
• Cuff style and width

We also collect data on your interactions with our Automatic Pants, including:

• How often you wear them
• How often you wash them (we know you're not washing them that much, are you?}
• How many times you've worn them to a job interview

We use this data to create personalized, algorithmically generated recommendations on new pants for you to wear.

We do not collect, store, or share your data with anyone else. Except for our lawyers, who are always looking for new ways to bill us for "data mining consulting" services.

For more information on our pants, visit Pant Specs or Automatic Pant Buyer Beware.