Features
- 1000% more toaster-y than any other toaster
- Can fit 10 slices of toast in one go, because why not?
- Includes a built-in coffee maker, because caffeine is the new electricity
- Has a special " Burn-It-All" mode for when you just want to waste some bread
Technical Specs
- Power consumption: 500W (but who's counting?)
- Toaster speed: Lightning fast (3 seconds per slice, minimum)
- Made from 99% recycled materials and 1% pure awesomeness
Sub-Systems
- Toaster Controls for the ultimate in toaster customization
- Toaster 1000 Accessory Line for when you just have to have more toaster
- Toaster 1000 Upgrade Options because who wouldn't want to upgrade their toaster?