Incident Report Form

Galactic Accident Report

Date: 23rd February 3056

Location: Planet Zorgon-6, Sector 4

Time: 14:00:00 Galactic Standard Time

Accident Type: Catastrophic

Description: A rogue asteroid collided with our flagship, leaving 47 crew members injured and our morale severely bruised.

Causes: Human error, possibly due to caffeine deprivation.

Recommendations:

• Install more coffee machines.
• Review safety protocols with crew.
• Consider installing a 'please don't crash into things' button.

Witnesses:

• Captain Zorvath, Commanding Officer
• Ensign Xexu, Navigation Officer
• Chief Engineer Grimp, Chief Engineer

Next Steps:

We will be conducting a thorough investigation into this incident. In the meantime, please report any further incidents to the Galactic Safety and Regulatory Agency.

Hyperlinks:

• Download Incident Report PDF
• Galactic Safety Briefing
• Crew Morale Support