As the galaxy continues to crumble, we're all left with a mess of psychic shock. The once-peaceful cosmos now resembles a never-ending game of cosmic bumper cars. Learn more about Intergalactic Chaos Theory
Our research team has confirmed that the fabric of space-time is now a sentient being with a bad case of existential dread. It's been known to manifest as Paradoxical Pauses in the local space-time continuum.
Meanwhile, the galaxy's most prominent psychic, Telekinetic Tom, has been experiencing a series of telekinetic tantrums due to the constant flux of cosmic energies.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing crisis. In the meantime, press this panic button for immediate assistance from our team of expert cosmic crisis managers.