Cooking Without the Rollers: The Ultimate Survival Guide

When civilization falls, don't be a caveman. Be a culinary master.

Recipe For Survival:

Ingredients:

- 2 cups of desperation

- 1 cup of determination

- A pinch of creativity

Instructions:

1. Gather ingredients.

2. Mix until you're satisfied.

3. Serve with a side of hope.

Remember, the key to survival is not just food, but also a good sense of humor.

Stay saucy, stay alive!