Latest Schemes and Deeds
Our team of expert villains has been busy concocting new ways to take over the world. Here are the latest developments:
- Plan 1: Infiltrate the city's water supply system and replace all the water with a special brand of 'Evil-Flavor' flavored water.
- Plan 2: Use an army of robotic chickens to terrorize the countryside.
- Plan 3: Hack into the world's supply of puns and replace all instances of 'dad joke' with 'dad joke (tm)
Stay tuned for more diabolical updates!