The GarGARGYLE SOCKS BRIGADE EQUIPMENT DIRECTORY

Acme Sock-o-matic 2000

The most advanced sock-making machine in the land! Capable of producing 10,000 pairs per hour with a 99.9% accuracy rate. Learn more about the Acme Sock-o-matic 2000.

Flying Sock Gauntlets

Our patented flying sock gauntlets are the perfect addition to any gargoyle's arsenal. Capable of launching up to 50 socks per minute at a target 3,000 feet in the air. Learn more about our Gauntlet options.