We are a highly trained and highly caffeinated group of gargoyle enthusiasts who have dedicated our lives to the study and collection of gargoyle-patterned socks.
Our members scour the land for the rarest and most exotic gargoyle-patterned socks, and will stop at nothing to add to our collection.
From washing to storing, we'll cover it all. Don't be a sock-neglecter!
We have been recognized as the premier authority on all things gargoyle-patterned socks. Our members have been featured in Sock Weekly magazine, and have been invited to speak at Sock-Con conferences.
From the rarest of unicorns to the most common of gargoyles, we have it all. Our collection is a wonder to behold, and a testament to our dedication to the cause.
Leave your mundane life behind, and join the Gargoyles Socks Brigade. Together, we can change the world, one sock at a time.