**IMPORTANT NOTICE**
We are pleased to inform you that your local convenience store has been taken over by ROBO-DRONES.
Please report any suspicious activity to our robotic overlords at Robotic Ombudsman
Alternatively, you may contact the Robotic Union for assistance.
**DO NOT APPROACH THE FOUNTAIN SODA MACHINE**
It has been programmed to dispense a 20% chance of spraying you with a high-pressure jet of cola at any given moment. We are not responsible for any stains or emotional trauma.
ROBO-DRONES SAFETY GUIDELINES for more information.
**REMEMBER: ROBOT OVERLORDS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING**
ROBOTIC SURVEILLANCE is always monitoring your every move.