By the power vested in me, I, the Gloriantine Overlord, hereby decree that the coffee machine in the break room shall be woken up every morning at 6:00 AM sharp.
This decree shall be enforced by the Office of the Overlord's personal assistant, who shall be responsible for ensuring that the coffee machine is not only turned on but also filled with an adequate supply of coffee.
Any attempts to circumvent this decree shall be met with the full force of the Overlord's displeasure, including but not limited to: