Technique 1: The Art of Self-Inflicted Pain

Learn the ancient art of beating yourself over the head with a mallet, and emerge with a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of it all!

Subtechnique 1: The Pain-Induced Insight

The Futility of Self-Inflicted Suffering

Subtechnique 2: The Pain-Induced Epiphany

The Realization of Your Own Helplessness