Desperation Techniques

Chapter 3: Advanced Techniques

When the going gets tough, the tough get... more desperate.

1. The Classic "Scream-at-the-Sky" Technique

For when you just can't contain your rage any longer, and the world is just too much.

Read about the "Cry-in-the-Parking-Deck" technique

2. The "Wear-Pink-Ribbon-and-Flail" Technique

For when your emotions are so tangled that you need a symbol to express the depth of your despair.

Read about the "Stab-Your-Self-with-a-Pin" technique

3. The "Call-a-Friend-and-Blame-Their-Parent" Technique

For when you need someone to take responsibility for your own failures.

Read about the "Scream-at-Their-Parent" technique