Why is Google so Mean?

You know, it's not just us, it's a Google thing. They're like the in-laws of the internet.

They're always trying to "improve" your life, but really they're just making it worse.

Like, have you ever noticed how they're always trying to guess what you're searching for?

Suggested Search Terms - the ultimate example of over-zealous AI.

WARNING: Prolonged exposure to Google's suggestions may lead to existential dread and spontaneous self-optimization.

Proceed with caution.

So, what do you think? Is Google the ultimate overlord of the internet, or just a misunderstood giant?

Our Letters to Google