Gravitational Tractor Beams: Because Why Not?
For when regular tractor beams just don't cut it. Harness the raw power of quantum fluctuations to pull anything towards you! Our beams are perfect for those hard-to-reach snack packets, but don't just stop at snacks. Use our beams to attract that one friend who never pays rent, or to reel in a lost sock.
Choose from:
- Standard Model - Our most popular beam, for when you just need a little extra persuasion.
- Ultra Model - For when you need to pull a small black hole into the garage.
- Pro Model - Our top-of-the-line beam, perfect for those with a strong sense of self-identity.
