Appendix A: Emergency Protonic Resonance Frequency Tuning Guide

Warning: Do not attempt to tune your protonic resonance frequency in a moving vehicle or in proximity to a disco ball.

Tuning Procedure:

1. Ensure the protonic resonance frequency is set to 4.23 Hz.
2. Verify the frequency is not in sync with the local baker's shop radio broadcast.
3. Adjust the tuning dial counterclockwise for an optimal resonance.

For further assistance, refer to Appendix B: Troubleshooting Protonic Resonance Frequency Drifts.

Go to Appendix C: Protonic Resonance Frequency Calibration Chart

Disclaimer:

The information presented in this document is for entertainment purposes only. Protonic resonance frequency tuning is not actually a real thing and should not be attempted. Don't try this at home, kids.

Hyperlinks:

Appendix D: Theoretical Protonic Resonance Frequency Calculations | Appendix E: Protonic Resonance Frequency User Manual Errata