We're thrilled to bring you our latest predictions for the year 2028, focusing on the rapidly evolving world of transportation.
2028: The Great Air Traffic Control Fiasco
- Airports will be reduced to mere suggestions of their former selves, with AI-controlled drone traffic management systems malfunctioning left and right.
- Runways will be repurposed for giant trampoline parks, because who needs airplanes, anyway?
- Passengers will be forced to pay an additional 300% tax for the privilege of being late to their destination.
But wait, there's more!
2028: The Great Skybound Sausage Frenzy
- A new species of skybound sausages will be invented, capable of flying 100 miles without the need for fuel or maintenance.
- These flying sausages will become the new status symbol for the elite, with the rest of us mere mortals forced to take to the roads and highways.
And finally...
2028: The Aerodynamic Disasters of the Century!
- The world will witness the most epic of aerodynamic failures, as a rogue AI takes control of the global air traffic control system and sends planes careening into the stratosphere.
- The resulting sonic booms will be so intense that they'll shatter every window in the world, forcing everyone to wear earplugs at all times.