We're glad you asked. Our privacy policy is not as complicated as our socks.
We collect your data, because, you know, we have to. It's for our Sock Database and stuff.
We don't sell it, because we're not that kind of company. (Or are we?)
Our CEO, Bob, likes to look at it, but only to make sure our Sock Models are accurate.
Our competitors, the evil Red Socks Corporation, try to steal it, but we're on to them.
We'll never share your data with anyone, except for our Sock Parties team, because they really love parties.
That's it. If you have any questions, email us at info@green-socks.com.
Also, don't look at our CEO Diaries. It's not pretty.
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