Grievance Olympics: Rules of Engagement

Rule 1: All complaints must be made in writing, with the exception of those made through the medium of social media, where they are always in writing, but with an added layer of passive-aggressive emojis.

Rule 2: No complaints about the weather will be entertained. You're on your own for that.

Rule 3: Any complaint about the rules must be made to the Grievance Olympics' Director of Rules, who is always on a tropical island and will respond in 3-5 business days.

Read Rule 4: All grievances must be made with a minimum level of snark.

Read Rule 5: No whining about the food in the cafeteria.