The Grievance Policy: Because You Clearly Haven't Read the Fine Print

Section 1: The Basics

We at NeonBane Inc. value your complaints. We really do. That's why we've taken the time to create this exhaustive list of things you're not allowed to do.

1. No Whining in the Meeting Room

Please refrain from vocalizing your displeasure in the presence of others. We have a designated Whine Room for that sort of thing. It's down the hall, second door on the left. You can't miss it.