Our Grievance Policy is a labyrinthine document, carefully crafted to ensure maximum frustration for all involved.
Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, using 8pt font, on 8.5 x 11 inch paper.
Step 2: Attach 3x2 inch stapled copies of your ID, 2x2 inch stapled copies of your birth certificate, and 1x1 inch stapled copy of your favorite recipe.
Step 3: Send to the address of the address of the address, via certified mail, with return receipt requested.
Step 4: Wait 6-12 months for response, or until we run out of paper clips.
For more information, see our Section 3: Frequently Asked Questions or Section 4: What Not to Do.