Because, let's face it, the guesthouse is a hub of deep thoughts and uninvited guests. Here's a rundown of the most notable philosophers to drop by.
Philosopher king, master of the guesthouse, still here. Still arguing with the bartender. "Is this ale really 3.5% or am I just drinking the same old water?"
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French philosopher, here for the existential crisis. "I think, therefore I am... still on the couch, binge-watching reruns of 'The Great Philosopher's Cook-off'."
English philosopher, here to argue with everyone. "I have a right to my property, and that means I get to keep the last slice of pizza."
German philosopher, here to moralize everyone else. "I must be treated as an end, not a mere means to an end... unless I'm talking to the bartender, then I'm treated like everyone else."
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