NOISY GOBLIN' PROTOCOL

Section 1: The Problem with Noisy Goblins

A noisy goblin is a goblin that makes excessive noise while in the presence of a guild member. This can include, but is not limited to:

• Excessive shouting or screaming
• Clattering of pots and pans in the kitchen
• Playing the accordion at ungodly hours
• Making loud whooshing noises while walking

Section 2: Reporting a Noisy Goblin Incident

In the event a member of the guild encounters a noisy goblin, the following steps should be followed:

1. Contact a guild officer immediately and report the incident
2. Provide detailed descriptions of the goblin's noise-making activities
3. Request mediation and resolution
4. Be prepared to offer goblin-related snacks and beverages as part of the resolution process

Section 3: Noisy Goblin Containment Protocols

When dealing with a noisy goblin, the following protocols must be followed:

• Use high-viscosity earplugs to protect your hearing
• Deploy a sound-dampening force field (patent pending)
• Call for backup from the Guild's Noisy Goblin Task Force

Related Pages:

• How to Signal a Noisy Goblin
• Goblin-Specific Soundproofing Methods
• Noisy Goblin Dispute Resolution Mechanism