When disputes arise among the noisy goblins, we follow a strict protocol.

The protocol involves a series of escalating measures, including:

1. Whispering

2. Whispering louder

3. Stomping

4. Threating to call the Guild Master

5. Actually calling the Guild Master

6. Summoning the Council of Elders

7. Summoning the Council of Elders while wearing a fedora

Learn more about the Council of Elders

Remember: a good Noisy Goblin Dispute Resolution Mechanism is all about maintaining harmony and avoiding actual conflict.

Or, you know, just make a loud noise and see who gets the last word.