This is not a drill. The goblins are coming. They're loud, they're obnoxious, and they're probably in your kitchen.
Warning signals are in effect. If you hear:
A loud, piercing "SQUEE!" in the middle of the night, it's a goblin.
A gong-like sound coming from under the sink, it's a goblin.
A faint smell of nacho cheese, it's a goblin.
To report a goblin sighting, please click here or contact Goblin Task Force.
Stay vigilant, stay alert. We will not be silenced by the goblins of mediocrity.
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