Chapter 5: The Art of Making Decisions with Unpredictable Consequences
As we all know, decision-making is a serious business. But what if I told you, dear reader, that the best decisions are often made with reckless abandon, a healthy dose of chaos, and a complete disregard for logic?
Behold, the Deputy-Deviator's 5-step process for making the most unconventional decisions you'll ever make:
- Step 1: Ignore the Experts. They're just a bunch of stuffy bureaucrats who think they know what's good for you.
- Step 2: Flip a coin, and if it lands on heads, make the decision. If it lands on tails, do the opposite.
- Step 3: Close your eyes, spin around in a circle, and point to a random object on your desk. That's your answer.
- Step 4: Call a meeting with a bunch of random people, and let the loudest person in the room make the decision for you.
- Step 5: Make the decision, and then pretend it was always the plan all along.
And there you have it, dear reader. The Deputy-Deviator's Guide to Unconventional Decision-Making. May it guide you well in your own journey of making questionable choices.
Chapter 6: The Dark Art of Making Deals with Unsavory Characters