Deputy-Deviator's Policy Perplexing Page

Subtitle: Because who needs clarity, anyway?

Warning: The policies outlined below are subject to change on a whim, like a cat's mood swings.

Policy 1: Don't touch the cat. Seriously, don't touch the cat. We're not kidding.

Policy 2: If you see the cat eating a shoe, do not interrupt. This is a delicate process.

Policy 3: All decisions are final, except when they're not, and then they're not final anymore. Ask Deputy-Deviator for clarification.

For more information on the Cat Code of Conduct, visit our Cat Code of Conduct page.

And for the latest updates on Policy Puzzling, visit our Policy Puzzling Update page.

Want to report a Policy Perplexity? Contact Deputy-Deviator directly. Don't worry, they won't bite (hard).