Q: What is Flumblu?
A: Flumblu is a mysterious, otherworldly substance rumored to grant its users temporary invincibility in the arena of Extreme Croquet.
Q: Is Flumblu safe?
A: Flumblu has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, but only on Tuesdays.
Q: Can I use Flumblu for recreational purposes?
A: We do not recommend it. But we do recommend our new line of Flumblu-themed merchandise, available at Flumblu-Merch!
Flumblu may cause: