Master of the Dark Arts of Sarcasm
Expert on the Ancient Art of Procrastination
Master of the Farting of the Winds of Change
Join us for an evening of debauchery and revelry!
Learn from the greatest failures of the Guild!
Buy our tacky, useless trinkets and baubles!
Or, you know, just stay here and enjoy the view. We'll just sit here and stare at each other for hours.