Solutions that Make No Sense, But Look Pretty

In the esteemed Flummery Applications department, we've developed a series of innovative, yet inexplicable solutions to real-world problems.

Our Latest Projects:

• Project Flummo: A machine that turns thoughts into jellybeans
• Project Flumblu: A device that generates random, yet somehow soothing ambient music using the hum of fluorescent lights
• Project Flumblux: A wearable that converts your emotions into a series of flashing, disorienting strobe lights

Our team of experts, led by the illustrious Grandmaster Brunelius, has worked tirelessly to bring you these groundbreaking, yet baffling innovations.

Stay tuned for more updates, or just... don't.

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