Grandmaster Brunelius' Tweet-o-matic 5000

A robot that tweets, because who needs human thoughts, anyway?

Just ate a whole pizza by myself

RT @PizzasForOne

Grandmaster's Pizza Face

Just solved world hunger

RT @FoodForAll

Grandmaster's Hunger Solved Face

Just took a selfie with a toaster

Toasty McToasterface

Grandmaster's Toaster Selfie