The Grandmaster Brunelius Store

Where exclusivity has a price, and it's higher than you can afford.

Featured Luxury Goods

Golden Plated Toaster

Because your morning toast deserves nothing but the best, we present to you the Golden Plated Toaster. With its 24K gold plating and precision temperature control, you'll be the envy of all your breakfast-loving friends.

Buy now for the low, low price of $5000

Diamond Encrusted Frying Pan

For the true connoisseur, we offer the Diamond Encrusted Frying Pan. A masterpiece of culinary art, this pan will make your omelets shine like the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Buy now, and receive a complimentary chef's hat

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