Welcome, esteemed customer, to the esteemed Grandmaster Brunelius Store, purveyor of the most exquisite, the most opulent, the most utterly absurd luxury toast sets the world has ever seen!
Individually crafted from the finest imported brioche bread, served with a dollop of 24k edible gold dust, a sprinkle of organic quark, and a side of artisanal avocado mousse.
Price: 50,000 gold doubloons (plus tax)
Buy NowFor the truly discerning palate, our Imperial Toast is served with a side of caviar, a dollop of rare, hand-harvested truffle butter, and a sprinkle of edible diamond dust.
Price: 100,000 gold doubloons (plus tax)
Buy NowServed with a slice of rare, genetically-engineered, glow-in-the-dark toast, topped with a sprinkle of activated charcoal, and a side of our signature Bruneliusian aioli.
Price: 500,000 gold doubloons (plus tax)
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