Regulatory Roulette: Rules of the Grandmaster

As a valued member of the Grandmaster Brunelius Guild, you're likely aware of the intricate web of regulations that govern our hallowed halls.

Below are the core rules that govern our beloved Roulette, lest you fall prey to the whims of our benevolent Grandmaster.

Rule 1: Don't Touch the Cheese

Unless explicitly granted permission, do not tamper with the sacred cheeses stored in the Guild's dairy compartment. Any unauthorized handling of the cheeses will result in an immediate audit and possible expulsion.

Rule 2: No Whining

Grandmasters do not suffer whiners. If you have an issue, schedule a meeting with the Guildmaster's Assistant to address your concerns. Otherwise, simply put on a pair of socks.

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Rule 3: Mandatory Jousting

On the first Tuesday of every month, a jousting tournament will take place in the Grandmaster's courtyard. All members are required to participate, unless they have a valid excuse, such as a sprained ankle or a scheduled dentist appointment.

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Rule 4: No Hacking

Any attempts to hack the Guild's systems will be met with swift and merciless punishment, up to and including banishment to the dungeon for a minimum of 7 days.