Master Building Mishaps: The Unfortunate Adventures of Professor Poof

Professor Poof's Guide to Master Building Mishaps

Warning: The contents of this site may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion.

The Great Scaffolding Debacle

In which our intrepid hero, Master Building Mishaps, attempts to construct a simple scaffolding only to realize he has built it into a giant cat toy.

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The Inflatable Fiasco

Wherein Master Building Mishaps attempts to inflate a balloon only to find it has other plans, including escaping into the stratosphere.

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The Unforeseen Foundation Fail

In which our hero, Master Building Mishaps, digs a foundation only to discover he's built it on a known sinkhole.

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Stay tuned for more exciting tales of woe and incompetence from Master Building Mishaps!

Or, you know, just ask Grandmaster Brunelius about the time he accidentally built a time machine into his own garage.