Today, we're not listening. Not to you, not to each other, and certainly not to the coffee machine, which is being way too loud. We're here for one reason and one reason only: to pretend we're paying attention.
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Decisions will be made, and not-made, and then un-made, and possibly re-made. All while pretending to be on the same page, but secretly planning our escape from this never-ending meeting.
Schedule a follow-up meeting for tomorrow to discuss what we discussed today, and pretend to have forgotten everything.