Benefits of Membership

As a member of the prestigious Guild of Extraordinary Individuals, you gain access to:

• Exclusive access to our secret underground library, where you can find rare and obscure tomes of ancient knowledge.
• A 30% discount on all purchases at the Guild's on-site convenience store, "The Black Market".
• A complimentary subscription to our monthly newsletter, "The Guild Gazette", where we publish the latest on all things absurd and esoteric.
• A chance to participate in our annual "Talent Show of Doom", where you can show off your unique skills for the amusement of your fellow Guild members.

And as a bonus, you'll also receive:

• A free "I Survived the Guild's Coffee Machine" mug, guaranteed to make your friends and family question your life choices.

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