We're the ones who'll probably get you fired.
But hey, at least we're young and hip, and we have a sweet coffee machine in the break room.
Our Guild is dedicated to making things worse, faster, and with more swearing. Join us!
He's got a garage full of half-built projects and a beard that's 90% grey hairs.
He's got a PhD in procrastination, but not in actual engineering.
He's got a fancy title, but no actual skills to speak of.
He's got a closet full of suits, but no actual talent.
He's got two degrees, one in junior engineering and one in being a junior.
He's still trying to decide which one to use.
Don't say we didn't warn you...