Article IV: The Guild Members' Guide to Not Being a Totalitarian

By the power invested in me, I, Guildmaster Zorvath, declare this article to be a must-read for all members of the Guild of Unapologetic Awesomeness. In this installment, we will cover the essential do's and don'ts of ruling with an iron fist, but without, you know, being a totalitarian.

Do Not Be a Totalitarian

Don't be that person. You know, the one who insists on wearing a tin foil hat to every meeting. Or worse, the one who insists on making everyone wear the same thing to every meeting. That's just not what we're about here in the Guild.

• Respect your fellow guild members' personal space. Like, don't make them wear a name tag with their assigned number on it.
• Don't force them to watch the same 5-hour video on the importance of proper coffee-to-water ratios.
• Don't appoint yourself as Supreme Leader. Unless you're really good at being Supreme Leader. In which case, go for it.