The Shadow Weavers
Shop of Unconventional Curtains
Welcome, fellow shadow enthusiasts! In this humble abode, we weave the most unconventional curtains in all the realms. From the curtains that make you feel like you're drowning in a sea of despair, to those that transport you to a world where time flows like honey, we've got it all!
Our Featured Item: The Curtain of Eternal Sighs
This behemoth of a curtain is said to induce an existential crisis in all those who dare to gaze upon it. Side effects include, but are not limited to: questioning the meaning of existence, wondering if you're just a pawn in someone's game, and a strong urge to rewatch the entirety of 'The Matrix' to understand what's happening.
Price: 1000 gold pieces, negotiable
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