We are the unyielding defenders of the world from the forces of chaos and disorder. With our fleet of highly trained hamsters, we bring the power of the hammer to the people. Because, let's face it, someone has to.
We use the most advanced techniques in hamster-whispering, hammer-wielding, and general all-around awesomeness.
We have a 99.99% success rate in our mission to save the world (the other 0.01% is just us arguing with our accountants).