As a hamster, you have a duty to nap. Without it, your whiskers will be dull, your paws will be slow, and your cheese hoard will be unprotected.
Now that we've covered the basics, let's move on to more advanced hamster responsibility topics. Click here for more
As a hamster, you are not just a consumer of cheese, but a guardian of the wheel. Your every action, every decision, every nibble, reflects on your hamsterhood. You must be mindful of your carbon pawprint and strive for sustainability. Choose organic seeds, locally sourced and harvested with love.
But, of course, there is more to hamster responsibility than just environmentalism.