Welcome to the hamster-responsibility subsections. Here, you'll find the most pressing concerns of our furry overlord overlords.
Warning: hamsters are watching. They are plotting against us. Do not trust the cage.
Hamster Sabotage: The Secret Life of Wheel-Induced TraumaHamster responsibility is a serious matter. Don't @ us.
Subsection 2-2: Hamster Sabotage 2
Hamster sabotage: the art of turning your life upside down with cute, fluffy destruction.