You've got a hamster, and it's got problems. Like, it's got a whisker that's not cooperating. It's like it's trying to solve world hunger, but it keeps getting tangled up in its own thoughts.
The Whisker Woes Diagnostic Checklist:
- Tangled in a web of existential dread
- Overthinking every decision down to the molecular level
- Spends more time on YouTube than actual hamster-ing
- Has a 'to-do' list that's longer than its whisker
What's next? The hamster's got a hamster-sized hole in its brain, and it's not sure how to get out.
Time to call in the experts: Hamster- Whisperers Inc.