Hamster Cult: Initiation Level 1

Brace yourself for a whirlwind tour of hamster-related enlightenment. You will learn the ways of Hamster Fu, a mystical force that binds us all together.

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    Warning: Do not feed the hamsters during initiation. They may become attached to your fingers.
  

Study these ancient hamster schematics to unlock the secrets of Hamster Fu.

Remember, hamsters are not just cute and fluffy creatures. They hold the key to the universe.

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Our mission is to spread hamster enlightenment throughout the land, one whisker at a time.